car fix

I use them too often. Gotta stop taking them for granite.

If that's what you call a body kit, then that body needs a casket...

Drive faster, bro! The summons guy is behind you with Apple's lawsuit papers!

It needed a little bit more extreme.

So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.

From the submitter:

"I spotted this in Albuquerque, NM at the Smith's grocery store. He was in the store for a long time, perhaps to buy more duct tape?"

Need a new paint job?

When you want your gate key to be the same as your gas and trunk key.

And glued it, and taped it...

Then you could say this idea just... well... sprung up!

One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.