cable

From the submitter:

"Dad cut the cable, so we patched it back together."

Freakin' Dad, man. If that IS his real name.

Just like in the game, anyone who is able to jump between the connections deserves it.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Dual inputs or microphone?? I must know!

That troll scientist shows up in the strangest places.

From the submitter:

"This picture was taken at one of my semi-regular stops, an insurance company. They're waiting for office furniture to arrive. I hope it can remain in place until the furniture arrives."

Just in case of rain, this electrical socket in a tree has its own roof.

I heard it works four times as fast in a 4x4.

~NSHA

Power outage? Grab a length of steel automotive brakeline tubing, the straw from a box of Yoo-Hoo, D-cell batteries to make a 6V. Also may require generous amounts of duct tape, electrical tape, bell wire, and boredom.

From the submitter:

"My laptop charger only works if it's bent in a gentle curve. So I bent some Q-tips and taped them on for support. Works like new."

Verizon had a couple options here.

A) Repair the severed, sagging phone line and return it to it's previous height. B) Repair line and tie-strap it to rusty old fence.

They went with option B...

Tape, energy, cables, so easy... what're you lookin' at? It's working well, that's what matters!

Troll science at its finest.

Twisted Pair? Check. Unshielded? Super check!

"A backhoe broke the internet...so there, I fixed it!"

I was wondering what that one outage from a few days ago was all about!