cable

Power outage? Grab a length of steel automotive brakeline tubing, the straw from a box of Yoo-Hoo, D-cell batteries to make a 6V. Also may require generous amounts of duct tape, electrical tape, bell wire, and boredom.

Just like in the game, anyone who is able to jump between the connections deserves it.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

I heard it works four times as fast in a 4x4.

~NSHA

That troll scientist shows up in the strangest places.

"A backhoe broke the internet...so there, I fixed it!"

I was wondering what that one outage from a few days ago was all about!

Right next to the window. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Troll science at its finest.

Dual inputs or microphone?? I must know!

Just keep telling your kids it means "Separate." ~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter:

"Dad cut the cable, so we patched it back together."

Freakin' Dad, man. If that IS his real name.

Verizon had a couple options here.

A) Repair the severed, sagging phone line and return it to it's previous height. B) Repair line and tie-strap it to rusty old fence.

They went with option B...

Wonder if they still get ESPN.

Just in case of rain, this electrical socket in a tree has its own roof.

From the submitter:

"This picture was taken at one of my semi-regular stops, an insurance company. They're waiting for office furniture to arrive. I hope it can remain in place until the furniture arrives."