cable

"A backhoe broke the internet...so there, I fixed it!"

I was wondering what that one outage from a few days ago was all about!

Power outage? Grab a length of steel automotive brakeline tubing, the straw from a box of Yoo-Hoo, D-cell batteries to make a 6V. Also may require generous amounts of duct tape, electrical tape, bell wire, and boredom.

That troll scientist shows up in the strangest places.

From the submitter:

"Dad cut the cable, so we patched it back together."

Freakin' Dad, man. If that IS his real name.

Just keep telling your kids it means "Separate." ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Verizon had a couple options here.

A) Repair the severed, sagging phone line and return it to it's previous height. B) Repair line and tie-strap it to rusty old fence.

They went with option B...

Dual inputs or microphone?? I must know!

Right next to the window. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Tape, energy, cables, so easy... what're you lookin' at? It's working well, that's what matters!

Troll science at its finest.

Wonder if they still get ESPN.

From the submitter:

"This picture was taken at one of my semi-regular stops, an insurance company. They're waiting for office furniture to arrive. I hope it can remain in place until the furniture arrives."

Just like in the game, anyone who is able to jump between the connections deserves it.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Twisted Pair? Check. Unshielded? Super check!