cable

Twisted Pair? Check. Unshielded? Super check!

Dual inputs or microphone?? I must know!

I heard it works four times as fast in a 4x4.

~NSHA

Just in case of rain, this electrical socket in a tree has its own roof.

Wonder if they still get ESPN.

Right next to the window. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

That troll scientist shows up in the strangest places.

Just like in the game, anyone who is able to jump between the connections deserves it.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Troll science at its finest.

Tape, energy, cables, so easy... what're you lookin' at? It's working well, that's what matters!

From the submitter:

"Dad cut the cable, so we patched it back together."

Freakin' Dad, man. If that IS his real name.

Just keep telling your kids it means "Separate." ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"A backhoe broke the internet...so there, I fixed it!"

I was wondering what that one outage from a few days ago was all about!

From the submitter:

"My laptop charger only works if it's bent in a gentle curve. So I bent some Q-tips and taped them on for support. Works like new."

Verizon had a couple options here.

A) Repair the severed, sagging phone line and return it to it's previous height. B) Repair line and tie-strap it to rusty old fence.

They went with option B...