bungee cord

In the war of the toilet seat positions there are no winn... wait is that a washing machine in the bathroom? I don't think I don't want those fragrances associated with my fresh laundry.

~NSHA

... bouncy?

We'll hold up the bumper if we work together! There's no "I" in kludge!

"Long story short. Toilet lift arm broke. Unusable for two weeks. I asked my husband to pleeeeease fix it. Came home to this... a giant hook in the wall and a bungee holding up the lift arm. Brilliant. All I need is a new husband and I'm good to go."

Let this be a warning to all of you non-toilet fixing husbands out there! Don't be naughty! Fix that potty!

You've flipped your last flap!

Too bad, you get this! Shut up and like it!