bucket

Then fix it, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer. ~NSHA

But this one was the best.

Master Mopper. That has a nice wring to it, doesn't it?

Next time you might want to try using something a little less absorbent. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

SUBMITTER COMMENTS - Woke up to a leaky window, probably cause my landlord didn't get the gutters cleaned last fall. I rigged this up as the only conceivable way to catch the 2 separate drips and get the water into something bigger than a plastic cup.

You do realize you have a perfectly functional (?) helmet sitting right in front of you. Right?

"After giving my old kitchen sink to the recycling guys I realised that my new sink was broken and would take a week to replace. Something had to be done!"

One leg of the ladder too short? Just get a bucket!

While this is quite effective, the cinder-block ball is not very helpful.

~NSHA