bucket

But this one was the best.

I see a secondary source of drinking water. Mmmm buck fresh!

~NSHA

Master Mopper. That has a nice wring to it, doesn't it?

SUBMITTER COMMENTS - Woke up to a leaky window, probably cause my landlord didn't get the gutters cleaned last fall. I rigged this up as the only conceivable way to catch the 2 separate drips and get the water into something bigger than a plastic cup.

One leg of the ladder too short? Just get a bucket!

While this is quite effective, the cinder-block ball is not very helpful.

~NSHA

You do realize you have a perfectly functional (?) helmet sitting right in front of you. Right?

Then fix it, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer. ~NSHA

Even if he wasn't wearing this, I'm not sure he could do any more damage. ~NSHA