bucket

Even if he wasn't wearing this, I'm not sure he could do any more damage. ~NSHA

You do realize you have a perfectly functional (?) helmet sitting right in front of you. Right?

Master Mopper. That has a nice wring to it, doesn't it?

While this is quite effective, the cinder-block ball is not very helpful.

~NSHA

"After giving my old kitchen sink to the recycling guys I realised that my new sink was broken and would take a week to replace. Something had to be done!"

Then fix it, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer. ~NSHA

Next time you might want to try using something a little less absorbent. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I see a secondary source of drinking water. Mmmm buck fresh!

~NSHA

One leg of the ladder too short? Just get a bucket!