broom

Broom, you've done a terrific job sweeping. That's why we're giving you a promotion. That is, if you won't buckle under the pressure.

I've misplaced my shovel for the last time!

Too lazy to put a nail in the wall or even duct tape? Take a broom, a folding ruler and 2 screws...

Because dust bunnies need calcium too!

Sugary sodas: you could do without M!