brick

Please tell me this isn't how he repairs his chimney. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Come downstairs, taste my vintage...

~NSHA

Someone better tell the third little piggy that bricks might not have been the best option for building a house...

"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"

... the pillar or the guy who fixed them.