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Brick by brick it will be built. These sturdy puns and jokes have lasted the test of time, and it seems like they will continue to do so until time immaterial. So keep these stalwart jokes close by.

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Mortar, Smortar, All I Need is Duct Tape

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Please tell me this isn't how he repairs his chimney. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Hobo War Machine

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I'm No Engineer, But...

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Someone better tell the third little piggy that bricks might not have been the best option for building a house...

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I Can't Tell What's More Unstable...

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By Nils Nuhlvoyd
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... the pillar or the guy who fixed them.

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Okay, Who Let Genius Guy Design the Stairs?

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The Fix of Amontillado

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Come downstairs, taste my vintage...

~NSHA

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Only in Russia...

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Meanwhile in Ukraine

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"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"

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