brick

Come downstairs, taste my vintage...

~NSHA

"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"

Please tell me this isn't how he repairs his chimney. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

... the pillar or the guy who fixed them.

Someone better tell the third little piggy that bricks might not have been the best option for building a house...