Brick by brick it will be built. These sturdy puns and jokes have lasted the test of time, and it seems like they will continue to do so until time immaterial. So keep these stalwart jokes close by.
Come downstairs, taste my vintage...
"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"
... the pillar or the guy who fixed them.
Someone better tell the third little piggy that bricks might not have been the best option for building a house...
Please tell me this isn't how he repairs his chimney. ~Not-So-Handy Andy