breakfast

Or you could... you know... wash the dishes. Just sayin'.

Ahh, that good old college feel.

This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

What do you think, Weird-Looking-Tiki-Doodle-in-the-Background? Impressed?

Broken waffle maker + superglue + washer = fixed!