breakfast

What do you think, Weird-Looking-Tiki-Doodle-in-the-Background? Impressed?

Or you could... you know... wash the dishes. Just sayin'.

Ahh, that good old college feel.

Broken waffle maker + superglue + washer = fixed!

This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...