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A.K.A. office chair hydraulics.

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.

~NSHA

It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.

~NSHA

A one dollar bottle of water in a half million dollar printing press. It is being used to catch drips from the oil leak. And this was the press tech's solution too!

Is it just me, or are there a lot of cars out there with at least one non-functional headlight? We're in the midst of a worldwide headlight deficit, people!

Once upon a time this fan lost it's rear motor housing, exposing its dangerous electrical intimmers. My dad promised me he would fix it, and he sure did!

Despite the ridiculousness of this workaround, I highly doubt the kind of person who stole your doorbell with have any qualms about stealing your crappy rock bottle. ~NSHA

Sugary sodas: you could do without M!

The Coke bottle made the ultimate sacrifice, because it knew its worth was greater than a 10 cent deposit.