Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.
A.K.A. office chair hydraulics.
It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.
The Coke bottle made the ultimate sacrifice, because it knew its worth was greater than a 10 cent deposit.
Pipe got busted, sink already leaked, so the Mountain Dew bottle came to save the day!
Sugary sodas: you could do without M!
Is it just me, or are there a lot of cars out there with at least one non-functional headlight? We're in the midst of a worldwide headlight deficit, people!
Once upon a time this fan lost it's rear motor housing, exposing its dangerous electrical intimmers. My dad promised me he would fix it, and he sure did!
Despite the ridiculousness of this workaround, I highly doubt the kind of person who stole your doorbell with have any qualms about stealing your crappy rock bottle. ~NSHA