Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!
Did you keep waiting for the moment where something was going to go horribly wrong?
Yeah, me too.
They should not only give you your deposit back, but pay you for your brilliant work.
Can't tell if giant bottle...
...Or tiny Christmas lights
I will never call my computer case obsolete again. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Now I can drink and write in my diary... S**t.
Is it too soon to make a joke about flooding in the South? Probably. ~Not-So-Handy Andy