They should not only give you your deposit back, but pay you for your brilliant work.
~NSHA
Caron Rotisseries, a company that must have been founded by Q in his retirement, recently released its newest product; a portable rotisserie grill. Perfect for a day at the beach, an EXTREMELY nonchalant office, or if you feel like walking around looking like a professional assassin.
It comes with a removal charcoal pan for grilling and the rotating skewers can be powered by A/C adapter or lithium battery. No word on how much this barbecue beast weighs but at a cost of $719, you're sure to be the only one on the block with one.
If you don't want to turn the meat manually, use a tool you tool!
No spatula? A flattened beercan and a stick will suffice!
Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?
We could take a lesson from you, good sir.
~NSHA
Grandpa, our house is a 1/4 mile away. I know this looks like the place where your plane crashed in 'Nam but this is just the worst camping trip ever. ~NSHA