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Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?

We could take a lesson from you, good sir.

~NSHA

Close the window! You're letting out all the carbon monoxide. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Want to feel the sea breeze on your face? Then attach a boat sun shade to your grill! Scientifically proven to make any backyard wind saltier and fresher! Someone bust out the chap stick!

Caron Rotisseries, a company that must have been founded by Q in his retirement, recently released its newest product; a portable rotisserie grill. Perfect for a day at the beach, an EXTREMELY nonchalant office, or if you feel like walking around looking like a professional assassin.

It comes with a removal charcoal pan for grilling and the rotating skewers can be powered by A/C adapter or lithium battery. No word on how much this barbecue beast weighs but at a cost of $719, you're sure to be the only one on the block with one.

The a busted belt tensioner is no match for a group hungry drunk engineers.

Grandpa, our house is a 1/4 mile away. I know this looks like the place where your plane crashed in 'Nam but this is just the worst camping trip ever. ~NSHA

As curious as I am, I think I'd rather not know what kind of animal that is. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The simplest solution is always usually the best. In most cases the simplest solution is just buying a new one.

~NSHA

Fret not! Balcony-B-Q is here!

One trash can lid + a few bricks = a whole lot of awesome.