bbq

Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?

We could take a lesson from you, good sir.

~NSHA

No spatula? A flattened beercan and a stick will suffice!

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Close the window! You're letting out all the carbon monoxide. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Carbon monoxide for everyone!

~NSHA

Grandpa, our house is a 1/4 mile away. I know this looks like the place where your plane crashed in 'Nam but this is just the worst camping trip ever. ~NSHA

The simplest solution is always usually the best. In most cases the simplest solution is just buying a new one.

~NSHA