bbq

Carbon monoxide for everyone!

~NSHA

They should not only give you your deposit back, but pay you for your brilliant work.

~NSHA

Caron Rotisseries, a company that must have been founded by Q in his retirement, recently released its newest product; a portable rotisserie grill. Perfect for a day at the beach, an EXTREMELY nonchalant office, or if you feel like walking around looking like a professional assassin.

It comes with a removal charcoal pan for grilling and the rotating skewers can be powered by A/C adapter or lithium battery. No word on how much this barbecue beast weighs but at a cost of $719, you're sure to be the only one on the block with one.

If you don't want to turn the meat manually, use a tool you tool!

No spatula? A flattened beercan and a stick will suffice!

"Yarrrrrr gon' gimme all yer traysure else I'ma shoot yew wit nat der blunderbuss!"

proxymat, you just might be a genius!

Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?

We could take a lesson from you, good sir.

~NSHA

It's not quite a brick oven, but it tries!

Grandpa, our house is a 1/4 mile away. I know this looks like the place where your plane crashed in 'Nam but this is just the worst camping trip ever. ~NSHA

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