bbq

Why go outside to barbecue? This doesn't seem like such a bad idea.

Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.

~NSHA

"Yarrrrrr gon' gimme all yer traysure else I'ma shoot yew wit nat der blunderbuss!"

proxymat, you just might be a genius!

Caron Rotisseries, a company that must have been founded by Q in his retirement, recently released its newest product; a portable rotisserie grill. Perfect for a day at the beach, an EXTREMELY nonchalant office, or if you feel like walking around looking like a professional assassin.

It comes with a removal charcoal pan for grilling and the rotating skewers can be powered by A/C adapter or lithium battery. No word on how much this barbecue beast weighs but at a cost of $719, you're sure to be the only one on the block with one.

They should not only give you your deposit back, but pay you for your brilliant work.

~NSHA

A barrel smoker attached to a shopping cart for easy mobility.

Oh, it's plugged in? Then it should be fine.

~NSHA

The a busted belt tensioner is no match for a group hungry drunk engineers.

Awww come one, you're one propane tank away from rocking the triple-powered grill. Don't let Hank Hill down.

~NSHA

Grill size not shown to "scale."