bbq

If you don't want to turn the meat manually, use a tool you tool!

When you snap your grill lighter in half, what do you do?

As curious as I am, I think I'd rather not know what kind of animal that is. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?

We could take a lesson from you, good sir.

~NSHA

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Close the window! You're letting out all the carbon monoxide. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.

~NSHA

A barrel smoker attached to a shopping cart for easy mobility.

The a busted belt tensioner is no match for a group hungry drunk engineers.

The simplest solution is always usually the best. In most cases the simplest solution is just buying a new one.

~NSHA

They should not only give you your deposit back, but pay you for your brilliant work.

~NSHA