basketball

Basketball's on!

But like everything else, it's 3 sizes too big.

~NSHA

To me, this is similar to ripping off your front car door to replace a rear car door that got knocked off. No ground has really been gained!

After all, James Naismith invented the game of basketball using peach crates for the first hoops!

Yeah, sure. Keep dreaming.

It's all about getting stops!

Back in my day, we didn't have no b-balls. We had to use a cinder block.

Go Play! Awww, do we have to? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

While this is quite effective, the cinder-block ball is not very helpful.

~NSHA

You know those games of baseball that all the kids played in the street, and they had to yell "car" every time a car was coming? Yeah, it's kind of like that.