barbecue

It seems the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker combined their powers. ~NSHA

As known as "The Meatle."

From the submitter:

Not surprisingly, it's full of spam. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

No spatula? A flattened beercan and a stick will suffice!

Want to feel the sea breeze on your face? Then attach a boat sun shade to your grill! Scientifically proven to make any backyard wind saltier and fresher! Someone bust out the chap stick!

As curious as I am, I think I'd rather not know what kind of animal that is. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Honestly, it tastes a bit ashy.

~NSHA

A barrel smoker attached to a shopping cart for easy mobility.

"Used the dead grill that I kept around, cause you never know when your gonna need a dead BBQ as a stand for the A/C. And cinderblocks, of course."