band aid

He's trying to look cool for the cute screen next door. If she wasn't looking he's go for his favorite Spongebob band-aids.

~NSHA

The duct tape is actually covering the most badass part of this body kludge. They used a soldering gun to close the wound.

(No they didn't)

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

We ask all passengers with boo-boos and owies to please contribute to the structural integrity of our plane.

~NSHA

Caution: objects may be less obscured than they appear.

~NSHA