apple products

Are all the cool kids still making fun of Macs? Because I sure am. ~NSHA

No, I'm not headbanging. It's just the 'shake-to-shuffle' feature.

~NSHA

I think the fact that this exists is more annoying that hearing it blast Justin Bieber on the sidewalk. ~NSHA

But it guarantees you'll be ready for the new iPad the second it comes out.

~NSHA

Which is, as always, what she said. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Apple! You're too fat! How many times have I told you to go on a low-energy diet? See what you're doing to the poor middle man?

~NSHA

Having a bungee cord wrapped near a wheel without power steering. Well, that could be fun.

~NSHA

Nothing goes together like apples and mints! ~NSHA

OSX Snow Leopard only operates in certain environments.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

Verizon Wireless + NFL iPhone App + Digital Video Camera + Microphone + Bass Amp (not pictured) = Monday Night Football without cable TV! The iPhone NFL app prohibits direct output from the iPhone to the TV, but we've overcome higher obstacles than that to get to Live MNF.

I weep for this generation. ~Not-So-Handy-Old-Man-Andy