Apple product

Words With Friends while jogging: the new hotness. Yep, I just said hotness.

~NSHA

Huh, look at that. It's not turning on. What a surprise. ~NSHA

Life-sucking, non-essential vices developed by corporate fat cats who trick us into buying more and more. Oh, and cigarettes.

~NSHA

I think the real kludge here is the first generation iPod. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"We're sorry, kludging is not supported by this device." ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Because that laptop behind you isn't work showing off.

~NSHA

Because one morning you'll wake up and realize this is the most effective way to get rid of your Nickelback discography.

~NSHA

Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA