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They should be better at all things related to food preparation. It's in their namesake (Apple, amirite?).

The bullclip has taken a new servitude to serve Steve Jobs.

Which is a more utile tool? A hot glue gun, or duct tape? I'll let you be the judge.

He's probably watching a video on how to look like an elitist while doing everyday chores. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Are all the cool kids still making fun of Macs? Because I sure am. ~NSHA

Perfection in design is not achieved when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing more to remove.

"You saved that 'UL Listed' label, right?"

I was. For the 80th time. Decided to do something about it. Wooden shim + electrical tape + shiny tape for visibility.

You know, other than ruining your hearing and making your ungodly record collection sound even worse. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Nope, but it was made from the tree the Apple fell from.

Or, "The Laptop Meets the Blacktop."

How is going to be able to afford an iPhone 5 now? GET THIS MAN SOME HELP!