alcohol

Even the bottle openers. Why not?

Unfortunately, the There I Fixed It translator is on vacation. Anyone care to help out?

You're clear to land. Wind is 16 ounces... err... 16 degrees to the northeast.

Warning: drinking and surfing can lead to hours of facebook stalking, followed by deep regrets about your life choices.

~NSHA

And whoever told you that is a drunk liar. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Well, I was going to make a joke about a toaster needing an intervention, but then I read the tequila label and can only think of Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Man, that was a good show. #revealingmyage ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Man, he must be messed up from drinking all that bottled water. College kids these days...

~NSHA