alarm

Tape is pretty clingy, but we just bond well, know what I mean?

You would think they would at least supply a spoon. Some common sense would be nice too. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Coming across this alarm wouldn't alarm me one bit.

"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"

I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.

From the submitter:

"On the 6th floor of a condo I was working at. I checked all the floors, and they're all like this."

"Disconcerting" is the word we're looking for here...

Break glass and yell really loudly.

10/10, would give the Nobel Prize to.