alarm

"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"

I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.

Coming across this alarm wouldn't alarm me one bit.

Break glass and yell really loudly.

From the submitter:

"On the 6th floor of a condo I was working at. I checked all the floors, and they're all like this."

"Disconcerting" is the word we're looking for here...

10/10, would give the Nobel Prize to.

You would think they would at least supply a spoon. Some common sense would be nice too. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Tape is pretty clingy, but we just bond well, know what I mean?