We ask all passengers with boo-boos and owies to please contribute to the structural integrity of our plane.
The Swiss are known for being strict on their spending, but that hasn't kept them from acquiring an aircraft carrier which also shows the second thing the Swiss are known for: miniaturization.
The electrical wiring popped from the refuelling boom of your new Airbus A400M? Use some tape to stick it where it belongs! Just like the pros do!
Until 2 days ago, there was a whole battalion to help move this. AMERICA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???