air conditioning

I'd rather flood than die from fungal infection.

Quick, we need A/C! Where's the nearest wacky, waving, inflatable, arm-flailing tube man?

When there's air conditioning but no fridge, you've got to improfreeze!

Clearly, someone couldn't find their koozie.

~NSHA

It keeps the kids cool and drowns out their incessant noise.

This is what happens when you get a plumber to fix your air conditioning!

Call me crazy, but doesn't the wind blowing in from all of the open windows make for a cool enough car ride?

Apparently window air conditioning units don't need windows anymore. Maybe they're actually sucking cool air from the restaurant into the hot kitchen. Or maybe they're just dumb. Whichever is more likely.