First, we brought you The Screamer. Next, The Jacuzzinator threatened to destroy everything you hold dear. In this chilling conclusion, the subtle yet haunting Gurgler strikes with its chainsaw-like taunts.
http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2011/09/03/white-trash-repairs-another-toilet-problem/
http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2011/08/29/white-trash-repairs-toilet-of-terror/
In the Netherlands, Domino's Pizza's electric scooters didn't make enough sound to warn oncoming bikers that they were coming. So, to fix the potential danger, Domino's installed devices on the scooters that emit fake engine noise... with a few added sounds here and there!
Sure he costs a fair amount in diesel, but he shows up on time and always provides a ride. But like a real drummer, don't ask him to do anything in 3/4 time.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
A lightzapper, of course! Or a bugsaber? Either way, this lightbugzappersaber is a fantastic way to get back at those pesky critters flying around your room. Never mind that you may look like a drunkard doing a Jedi impression to distant observers, but whatever, the Force isn't strong with them anyway.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/10/6/a9f9c489-f0e1-4903-9756-53eafc407133.jpg
Super effective against: rain, precipitation of any kind. Weak against: doorways, crowded sidewalks, sense of shame.
