USB

"Hey guys! Hey... hey guys! Guys! Let's make a USB stick, but let's make it as unwieldy as possible! Genius!"

Useless back switch gone, Useful 3 rear USB Ports installed!

Get Over Here and Play a Video Game

New rule: If you see a piece of computer technology that predates the first time you turned on a PC, you are not allowed to touch it.

~NSHA

Which is (once again, as alway, forever, etc.) what she said. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

In case you weren't angry enough already.

How much memory could it possibly have?

If Surge was still a thing, it would be put to perfect use here. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Looking forward to sweltering temperatures this summer? Now, with this fan fix, you can be marginally less sweltering! You're welcome.

"We received a shipment the other day with dry ice packed to keep it frozen. We did the same USB fan trick that was sent in by Acidcow, but amped it up a notch. We cut a hole in the side of the cooler, and aligned the dry ice packs to allow maximum airflow around them, then propped the lid open so that air is drawn in from the top by the fan, cooled by the dry ice, and blown on the computer user forthwith."

Consider me henceforth impressed!

Troll science at its finest.