Office

Kludge koffee is far more terrible than it sounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Not only does it stop the incessant dripping, it also makes making toast an excitingly dangerous adventure.

~NSHA

The boss gets an office. And he's better than you. Just look at how much better his door is. Oh, it's a crappy door? Well YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOOR.

~NSHA

I tried to take the back rest to land on a cushion. This is why I'm posting this from the hospital.

~NSHA

I now never have to worry about those alien mind probes.

I just wonder if it was a used toothpick. Blech.