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Now, remind me, what were CDs again?

We take what's internal and make external. And sideways. And held on with tape. Don't complain, we take your HMO.

~NSHA

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Exhibit A: the CD that's seen better days.

Another way is to never let your brew leave your hand. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Yep, it's that time of year again. The new Nickelback is out today and it's inevitably going to sell millions and millions of copies. I know it's the cool thing to do to hate on the post-grunge/country group but it's still shocking how popular these guys are. If you don't believe me check out their new song and see if you can make it through the whole thing. But don't say I didn't warn you.

~NSHA

Always take time out of your day for reflection.

It's a conceptual mirror, because not only are you looking at the cars behind you, you're also looking at technology that's years behind its prime.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.

~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy

When removing a ventilation pipe full of bees nest leaves a 4" diameter hole on the outside of your house, dip into the workshop and find the first thing that is bigger. Never has a support CD delivered such a practical solution!

Finally, your old Nickelback CDs have some use!