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Warning: The startled man in the video uses some NSFW language.

Intrepid zebras made their escape on Sunday, local police reported that they came from a circus in town and that they managed to round them up and bring them back.


via @PhillyFireNews

It looks like the zebras were just killing time and getting to know the locals before their show.


via @Key_BlackBeauty

The animals were chased around by fie police cars before finally being captured and delivered back home. Of course, the rest of the internet had a field day with the hooved joy-seekers:

Never has been, never will. Case closed.

This man is actually thin and lean. See what horizontal stripes can do to your appearance?

This can't be their natural habitat, however. I blame global warming for this kind of species migration. Or something. I'm not a zoo-lololgist.

This picture not quite doing it for you? Perhaps you need ten minutes of Afro Circus instead?

Well great. Now I can't decide if this is Crunk Critters or Tanked Toddlers! Thanks a lot!