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How do you overcome the trauma that is seeing your parents get it on? You make yourself an objective observer and let them know that they're doing it wrong!

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If you live in the Salta province of Argentina, now you can! Salta beer has designed a vending machine for the rugger in all of us by making the machine come with a rather exciting twist: you have to body slam into the machine as hard as you can to get your beer. The front of the machine has a meter similar to those old carnival hammer strength tests which measures the force of your impact.

Too soft? No beer for you! Smash it with all the fury you can muster? Congratulations, you've earned your brew.

Now you can take out your drunken lust for property damage on something that was actually meant to be hit!

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I don't even mind that you went to Memebase for more video game jokes. I don't even mind at all.

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If there's anything we can learn from this, it's to say "sorry" nervously after you quote lyrics that are especially suggestive.

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What would happen if you held hands with every stranger you came across? The results in this social experiment range from "terrified" to "totally into anything that resembles close human contact."

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Listen, when I text you for hours and you disappear, I have to either assume that you're dead or that you don't deserve my attention. Right? Hello?

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Look out you guys, it's THAT song again. But this one with the Miami Dolphin's cheerleaders seems more ... interesting, somehow. I can't quite put my finger on it.

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Have you ever felt as though your boyfriend/husband has the emotional capacity of a cashew? Well fear not, because there's help for you!

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Dutch artist Bart Jansen was rather heartbroken when his cat, Orville, was hit and killed by a car. However, Jansen decided to memorialize his deceased buddy in a unique way: by turning him into a helicopter.

Yup. A helicopter. Jansen is quoted as saying:

"Now he is finally flying with the birds. The greatest goal a cat could ever reach!"

False. If his body turned into a poptart and he began flying around the sky with a rainbow trailing him, THEN he would reach the greatest goal a cat could ever reach!