Throwback Thursday to this disaster.
"I just gotta be careful to not like disrespect the culture."
Ever wished you had a job where you could get to just sit there and play video games all day? Well you can, especially if your position is almost completely unnecessary! While that kind of thing has a tendency to get a little boring, people's reviews of those kinds of jobs are...mixed.
The internet is brimming with random encounters with these knuckleheads. First you're chillin' in the youtube comments section and everyone is being cool, then someone brings up thermodynamics for no reason. These guys took their egos to new heights. Just a bunch of brain geniuses, all of em.
YouTuber KSI cried out from his pit of irrelevance to see if anyone on Reddit wanted to roast him. With this being the internet, people were naturally down to take their swing at the guy; and they brought the heat. If you've had the profound unfortunate experience of ever seeing one of KSI's videos, you're probably aware that the next-level, narcissistic, toxic ego-bloated YouTuber is far too gone down the rabbit's hole of his own God Complex, to hear anyone beside the twisted sound of whatever consciousness bounces around in his head. That being said, the roasts below are extra spicy, and we're always ready to enjoy those.
Last week, the internet was pranked with this photo of a supposed Justin Bieber eating a burrito the wrong way. The real question is, was it a convincing fake or did we just want to belieb it? We're gonna have to go with both. Anyway, props to Yes Theory for the artful crafting of a viral prank.
fouseyTUBE's been on a senseless, Kanye West-esque rampage recently. The YouTuber went on a (delusional) spree to put together a "free" concert at The Greek theatre in LA, in a matter of days. This follows what he said would be a #1 Top 100 Billboard hit music video all about spreading love, that was nothing more than a mindless "diss track" against another equally irritable YouTuber. You can't make this sht up. He claims to have thrown stacks of his own money into funding the event, and on a particularly sane instinct, he went ahead and tried to "will"/believe-hard-enough that Drake and other stars like Lebron James would show up to the event.
The resulting event was shut down by a SWAT team due to a bomb threat, before it even started. Some folks are proposing running theories that fouseyTUBE himself called in the threat to avoid reckoning with a total failure, muddled-shtshow of an event. Since the event was shut down, he's been radio silent, and said he'll be back with his thoughts on how everything shook out (fell apart), sometime tonight. While his intentions gave off the vague appearance of goodheartedness, we can't help but impatiently wait for some sort of explanation to the destructive madness that ensued. It all gives off a surreal, disconcerting vibe. The dude seems like he's one more sleepless night away from falling off the face of the earth, and slipping into full-fledged insanity.
Jake Paul's remained radio silent amidst the massively widespread controversy encircling his brother Logan Paul. The controversy? Oh, just his decision to post a vlog of a dead body he found in the Suicide Forest. Yes, that really happened. Still as unbelievable as when YouTube first allowed for that sh*t to pop up on trending. Weeks later, Logan's little brother Jake, finally used some of his vlog time to address his feelings on the insanity. It's about as mindlessly infuriating as you might expect, and then some....
This one's been a long time coming. Following a week of silence amidst the widespread hysteria encircling Logan Paul's decision to share a vlog which featured a dead body found within Japan's Suicide Forest, YouTube has finally issued a statement; one inevitably already met with a mixture of approval, outrage, and indifference. Here's the open letter: