From the submitter:
This was a random text I got Christmas morning from a number I didn't recognize. I'm pretty sure it meant to say "xmas", but this was way better!
As an added bonus, today is Stan "The Man" Lee's birthday! It's an xmen miracle!
He can control the flow of magnetic currents, but not the flow of his sperm. Such was his downfall.
He's right, you know.