The classic "If you were a real man you'd know why I'm upset."

We've all been one "oops" away from ruin.

Nice detective work.

What's going on there?

Love is about commitment. Commitment to the bit.

Oops.

Filed under "whoops."

Don't do these.

That's... cool?

Corporate greed never changes.

Fellas, is it wrong to wear sunscreen?

There's one in every group.

Everyone has something.

It's a lot.

So what exactly is a para-social relationship? Urban Dictionary might describe it as a sex move that involves an entire parachute. But really it has to do with convincing yourself that you actually have a personal relationship with a celebrity or bit of mass media that has no idea you exist. Sort of like this interaction right now, but not really. Because that would imply that you actually like us, which is not a terrifically solid claim. Where this might apply here is that when we read other p…

It's a seemingly relatable scenario: “Oh, my girlfriend/boyfriend never wants to order their own food and always takes bites of my own.” But this time it's different. This girlfriend seems to have a perverse and unyielding interest in the first bite of everything. Honestly this sounds like something only lions or wolves do, but she is absolutely obsessed with the first bite. It's to the point where if there's already a bite in there, she loses interest. And not only that, if he brings it up, sh…