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These two little bros are wrestling like a couple Pakistani pros.

This fight night was put on to raise money for Charity Vision, which Mitt Romney's son is president of. That explains why Romney was there to show his support but it doesn't entirely offer an explanation to why he dressed up as Nacho Libre and went into the ring. 


via @MittRomney

The main event featured Oscar De La Hoya and Mario Lopez but they were interrupted by two masked luchadores. Those luchadores were then interrupted by Nacho Libre, who turned out to actually be Mitt Romney in disguise? 

Last time this event took place, Mitt Romney entered the ring in a boxing match with Evander Holyfield so this time he had to step it up a notch. 

The Japanese pro-wrestling world is the strange and delightful place that brought us acts such as Ladybeard, the cross dressing, pop-metal singing strongman. 


via tapla

This magic move comes from Pro-Wrestler Joey Ryan, apparently a man of many colorful speedos and neck coverings. 



via wrestlingclique

This seems to be the first time Ryan has tried this move. According to an interview with Vice Sports, the inspiration for this unique finishing move came from the other wrestler in the video, Danshoku Dino. 

IS THAT MOVE EVEN LEGAL? 

OH MAH GAWD.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN THE RING!!!!

THIS GRADUATION IS A REAL SLOBBER-KNOCKER.

That was a fine experiment, SportsCenter. Stick with the real sport-balls next time.