With just a little creativity and a dash of abstract imagery, almost any noun and verb combination can become a decent sounding insult, you lemon-lipped crotch-punch. Twitter users took the time to come up with and share their own. For some more pointed insults, here are rare insults that struck people to their core.
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No, the keys didn't get stuck and the editor doesn't have a degenerative nerve disease, that's the name of the town. And this weather guy Liam Dutton pronounces is perfectly. You can tell by the look on his face when he says it that he's bringing the heat.
What can we say, there's just something about dad joke-level puns that we love and hate. The world of puns is a strange one, because they can be so incredibly stupid, but also weirdly clever at the same time. We just like puns that are intended to be wonderfully dumb.
We get it, spelling is hard. There are some words that are definitely hard to spell. It's just that sometimes when people fail at using the English language, it's just kinda fun. And some folks are ridiculously bad spellers who need to read a dictionary.
There are some really not good signs out there. Whether they read as complete gibberish or and up horribly filthy, there's some folks who might need to rethink their one job. Worse than that, sometimes people design products and signs to be horribly misleading and those too are wildly frustrating.
If you're in the business of writing copy, designing signs, or making products, it's best to get a fresh set of eyes to look over that bad boy before calling it good. Seriously, there are too many people who mess up their one job. Apart from that stupidity, sometimes products and things are designed by jerks to manipulate you, and that's even worse.
You know, bone apple tea, when the food's amazing and it's french or something. We love nothing more than when people's well-intentioned attempts to advertise and spell something correctly comes up short. It's the effort that counts, and these are nothing short of beautiful efforts.
The English language is frustratingly confusing, and seems to make zero sense at times. The following list of definitions, sayings, terms, etc. serve as a solid testament to the fact. For such a widespread language, it has an uncanny knack for confusing the shit out of people. If you're looking for more language struggles, it's worth checking out the following times people utterly failed at their spelling attempts.
Listen, words are hard. We don't like reading all that much, and we keep forgetting how to spell the word tomorow. Tommorrow? Tomorrow. There we go. Anyway, these folks, and other abysmal spellers of the world have no business misspelling what they're misspelling, and the results can become fun flights of the imagination.
When met with the question "what's the nicest way to tell someone to F off" Redditors of all stripes threw their hats into the ring. From common sayings in other cultures, to random abuse they've gotten on the street, the world is bursting with semi-polite and professional ways to tell someone that you'd rather not have to ever see their face again.
There are a lot of embarrassing spellers out there. We get it, words are hard. No, really. Big words are annoying. Plus, if you've only heard figures of speech without reading them, you're bound to mess up every once in a while. That said, these are ridiculous and stupid and might make you angry.
We've all happened upon that one seemingly innocent word that we think we know how to say out loud, until we actually go to say it. Twitter user @alau2, started up a viral thread that has Twitter users sharing the words they can't pronounce for the life of them.
We get it, spelling is hard. Sometimes autocorrect gets the best of you. Some words just suck. No one knows how many "r"s are in tomorow and the placement of the "a" and "u" in restuarant are a complete mystery. But the amount of effort you have to not spend to end up with misspellings like these is god-damned amazing. Check this out for some more dumb misspellings.
We get it, some words are hard to spell. Everyone makes mistakes, and some words are truly hard. That said, most of us have made it past 6th grade, and when you screw up this bad, you're begging for people to make fun of you. For more, check out these spelling fails that are chrew-lee something else.
Life is full of moments and feelings that we seem to have trouble explaining in one word. Luckily, someone has come up with one. For example, if you've ever been lost in a big loud anecdoche and all of a sudden you're overcome with rubatosis, you might find yourself having a jouska.
