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Witty Jokes and Moments that are Technically Accurate

If you don't know the answer to something, why not see if you can get points for just being a smart ass about it? Being technically correct won't make you actually right, and it might make people think you're even dumber than before, but it's still worth a shot. When in doubt, be clever and literal.

Funny jokes that are technically accurate | Michael Barros @BarrosMichael21 My fiancé just asked come into kitchen see they made s couch potato 4:28 PM 2020-05-15 Twitter iPhone 26K Retweets 132K Likes
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Clever Comebacks From Witty Masters Of Words

We love a good old clever comeback. You know, when someone drops the kind of retort that the person on the receiving end of it, never saw coming. From there, a sweet silence and deep appreciation might ensue. Sometimes folks assemble words in such a way with just the kind of impeccable timing that the comeback is a true display of mastery. These folks certainly nailed it. 

A collection of clever comebacks that just nailed it | alex @bahayogi Actually, soaps do help virus is self-assembled nanoparticle and weakest link is lipid bilayer wash hands with soap dissolves fatty membrane and virus falls apart thus becoming "inactive Please wash hands. TheeSkinnyLegend TM @MyLifeAsR 1d Fun fact: antiBACTERIAL soaps kill 99.9 bacteria, do nothing against VIRUSES. And corona is fact VIRUS | RainnWilson @rainnwilson decided stop using toilet paper. 9:23 PM 3/18/20 Twitter
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Comedy Gold From The Antiques Roadshow

Shoutout to @KeatonPatti for the beautiful work on the captions with these various treasures from the antiques roadshow. They're absolutely inaccurate, but still seem like they could be on point at the same time. Now that is art. 

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Spicy Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds just has a way with words. He's truly a world class sh*tposter. The dude just knows how to dominate Twitter with wit and spicy comedy gems. Social media is lucky to have him. 

Funny tweets from Ryan Reynolds on Twitter | Ryan Reynolds tweet about how he would would thru fire for his Daughter but then backtracks about the fire to somewhere really hot and then backtracks regarding how hot because of his hair
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Witty Tinder Pickup Lines That Nailed It

Sometimes Tinder users manage to break out the pickup line that actually gets them somewhere, and not instantly unmatched. With the right amount of willpower and wit, Tinder users can actually get far in this strange dating landscape. 

A collection of witty Tinder pickup lines that nailed it.
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Clever Puns And Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct

Jokes don't need to be overly wordy to be simple and complex at the same time. Some of these moments, comments and memes happen to be extreme puns while some are just technically true. For more here are some stupid and witty jokes that are technically correct. We fancy ourselves pun-lords of varying tastes, from puns intended to be wonderfully dumb to dad jokes

Clever Puns and dumb jokes that are literal and technically true.
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Clever Comebacks That Absolutely Nailed It

Sometimes people clap back with the kind of comeback that just silences the room. With stupidity and lies and general BS running rampant across the web, it's nice to see some people still busy honoring the art of a finely crafted comeback. It's our favorite kind of witty savagery. 

A collection of clever comebacks that nailed it.
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Stupid and Witty Jokes That Are Technically Correct

They may not have been exactly what was being asked for. They may not be morally, physically or spiritually correct. But they are technically right. Hell, they might even be factually inaccurate and dumb, but we still have a love of dumb but clever jokes that are technically true.

Jokes, memes, puns, and comebacks that are technically the truth.
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12 Times People Replied With Gold In The Comments Section

Every now and again people take it upon themselves to spice up the comments section with some pure comedy gold. These didn't fail to make us chuckle. We hope you enjoy them too! 

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25 Prodigious Roasts and Comebacks That Blasted People's Souls out of Their Bodies

There's no better feeling then that of sending a savage burn at an unsuspecting victim. We have no envy for the recipients of these incredible comebacks. The wit is simply too strong. If you wanna read more people's best comebacks, then check em out here.

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15 Comebacks That Crushed People's Pride into Dust

These roasts are laser-guided and optimized for surgically precise destruction. We wish we could always be as on fire as these clever people right here. They made the comment section their gladiatorial arena. If you wanna see more savagery, then check these out.

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13 Sharp-Witted Times People Fired Back Perfect Responses Online

When people projectile word vom*t their undigested thoughts on social media, the rest of the internet, occasionally steps up to correct the stupid. In these cases, we're dealing with a nice dose of spicy wit and unapologetically brutal logic. The ensuing public "conversations" or moments, are pretty entertaining. See for yourself. 

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The spicy banter of Insult King, Gordon Ramsay, met his match in the fiery depths of the First We Feast hot wings. You can sit back and watch a man who inventively uses snarky words to decimate people's self-esteem, physically sink under the weight of wings he just plain old wasn't ready for. 

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