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Witty Jokes and Moments that are Technically Accurate

If you don't know the answer to something, why not see if you can get points for just being a smart ass about it? Being technically correct won't make you actually right, and it might make people think you're even dumber than before, but it's still worth a shot. When in doubt, be clever and literal.

Funny jokes that are technically accurate | Michael Barros @BarrosMichael21 My fiancé just asked come into kitchen see they made s couch potato 4:28 PM 2020-05-15 Twitter iPhone 26K Retweets 132K Likes
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Clever and Literal Jokes That are Technically Right

When you don't know the actual answer to a question, it can be a saving grace to be a smart ass about it. Or it could backfire and make people think you're a moron. Either way, here are clever and dumb jokes that are technically correct. They might not be even close to factually accurate, but hey, at least they're technically accurate.

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Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Correct

Whether they're overly literal or just a really astute observation, these clever and dumb jokes are technically correct. You could say that they make no actual sense, are the wrong way to do things, and most of them are basically stupid, but these jokes are still technically accurate.

Puns, moments and jokes that are technically correct | thyrell necromancer is just really late healer thyrell too late, doc, he's he's already dead cracks knuckles didnt get my medical license revoked nothing
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Tumblr Thread: "Mr Brightside" Gets The Star Wars Twist

This is a prime example of one of those Tumblr threads that's just a beautiful mess of witty brilliance. The widely known song, "Mr. Brightside" gets a Star Wars-inspired twist, and the results are gold. 

Tumblr thread gets a Star Wars-inspired twist | TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY "CAUSE MR. DARK SIDE Darth Vader playing a black flying V electric guitar inside the Death Star
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Clever Jokes and Dumb Puns That Are Technically Not Wrong

You can't hate an answer if it's literally not wrong. Alright, you can. These jokes may not all be exactly factually correct, but they make a compelling case for their own reality. They're technically correct. We like all jokes that are stupid but witty at the same time.

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Clever And Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct

If you put your mind to it, you can manage to say something that is funny and technically true. Whether it's a dad joke, some stupid pun or seemingly dull observation, the world is teeming with witty and stupid moments that are technically correct.

Funny jokes, puns and memes that are technically true.
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Clever Puns And Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct

Jokes don't need to be overly wordy to be simple and complex at the same time. Some of these moments, comments and memes happen to be extreme puns while some are just technically true. For more here are some stupid and witty jokes that are technically correct. We fancy ourselves pun-lords of varying tastes, from puns intended to be wonderfully dumb to dad jokes

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Puns Intended to be Wonderfully Dumb

We're big fans dumb jokes that are technically correct as well as dad jokes and stupid and witty jokes that are technically accurate. Our appreciation for puns intended, unintended and super Nintendo goes without saying. Anyway, here are some killer dumb and clever puns that made us groan like ghouls.

Puns intended to be very obvious and wonderfully dumb.
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Dumb and Clever Jokes That Are Technically Correct

It's not what you'd think in the first place, but you can't say they're wrong. These are the fruits of the smart-asses of the internet, with extra emphasis on the ass. You may groan, you may not get it and you may insist these people are wrong. You may also love em. Anyway, here are some memes, puns, dad jokes and moments that, while potentially dumb, are technically correct.

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19 Shower Thoughts to Repeat at a Party and Pretend You're Profound

The shower is the perfect place for your mind to wander down various rabbit holes. Something about it seems to lead people down strange avenues of thought. Often these thought exercises leave us with an interesting reflection on our own reality. Some may be profound. Most will be next to useless shower thoughts about how almost no one has ever made real eye contact with their own ass, or something.

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27 Very Stupid Jokes That Are Literally Correct

Not everything has to be extremely clever in order to be funny. There's a time for well-thought out jokes, and there's a time for exceedingly dumb puns and grotesque observations. While these quips, memes and dad jokes may be stupid, they are technically correct.

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The National Park Service Crushes It With Witty Captions On Instagram

Whoever's running the National Park Service and hatching up these hilarious captions, seriously deserves a raise. Just the right amount of wit and wholesome humor to tie the nice pictures of nature together. 

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25 Prodigious Roasts and Comebacks That Blasted People's Souls out of Their Bodies

There's no better feeling then that of sending a savage burn at an unsuspecting victim. We have no envy for the recipients of these incredible comebacks. The wit is simply too strong. If you wanna read more people's best comebacks, then check em out here.

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20 Intriguing Shower Thoughts to Give Your Mind Something to Nibble On

If you were looking for a chance to get distracted by interesting thoughts and clever observations, you came to the right place. Here's a charcuterie of thoughts to let your brain-teeth sink into. Here are some more shower thoughts to blow your mind.

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24 People Share Their Most Devastating Backhanded Compliments

Always be on your guard, pure savagery can come from the most unlikely of places. Here's a mix of slams that people endured themselves, as well as some frank witticisms to unleash on any unsuspecting dullard. For more stuff like this, here are some sweet hot insults to throw around.

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15 Comebacks That Crushed People's Pride into Dust

These roasts are laser-guided and optimized for surgically precise destruction. We wish we could always be as on fire as these clever people right here. They made the comment section their gladiatorial arena. If you wanna see more savagery, then check these out.

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