Flashes of genius

Have you ever been so good at your job that you get rewarded by having more responsibilities throw onto your plate? The more efficient you are in your job, the more likely you are to be doing the work of several other employees. Naturally, being an invaluable employee would never earn you a well-deserved raise, but in this case, one man figured out a loophole in order to get paid for the amount of work he was doing.

Have you ever snoozed your alarm for the 40th time and wondered if your job is really worth getting up today? If you're -once again- willing to sacrifice your career for a few extra moments of sleep, you might have a permanent case of the Mondays.

Spreadsheet PTSD is a real condition

Criminally hilarious.

Be consumed by wordplay.

So much charisma.

Get in that pun puddle.

They're not wrong.

Have a big thought salad.

Not wrong.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Clever comebacks are an art form.

Not exactly right but not wrong.

They're not wrong.