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You Won't Believe These 30+ Ridiculously Simple Things That Somehow Needed Explaining to Grown Adults: 'I wish I was lying'

Have you ever met someone and thought to yourself, how have you made it this far in life with such little intelligence? For your sake, we hope you haven't. But sometimes you are around a person with so few brain cells, you can't help but mentally facepalm at some of the things that come out of their mouth. With that being said, get ready to be amazed (and a little horrified) by these 30+ ridiculously simple things that somehow needed explaining to grown adults. It's like the universe has a twis…
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‘Suit yourselves…’: Hotel refuses to waive cancellation fee for guest during popular eclipse event, resulting in hotel's major money loss

‘Suit yourselves…’: Hotel refuses to waive cancellation fee for guest during popular eclipse event, resulting in hotel's major money loss

Although, understandably, some policies can't be changed or eased, there should always be room for consideration. Sometimes, even though on paper the policy makes total sense, certain cases prove that there can be exceptions from time to time. Much like the case in this Reddit story. OP (original poster), booked a hotel room a year in advance for next week, which happens to have a solar eclipse event that is highly anticipated. Because of that, when OP booked their room, the room was practicall…
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31 Smart-Aleck Comebacks to Keep in Your Back Pocket for Your Next Verbal Joust

Quips that are a whole lot snarkier than a basic 'yo mama' joke
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30+ Clever (Yet Savory) Insults for Fiery Folks Still Trying to Keep it G-Rated

Satisfyingly insulting insults that won't put a quarter in the swear jar
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Top 26 Witty Shower Thoughts of the Week

Top 26 Witty Shower Thoughts of the Week

Flashes of genius
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'Double your salary': Clever employee applies for his own job disguised as his spouse; gets paid double doing the same work

Have you ever been so good at your job that you get rewarded by having more responsibilities throw onto your plate? The more efficient you are in your job, the more likely you are to be doing the work of several other employees. Naturally, being an invaluable employee would never earn you a well-deserved raise, but in this case, one man figured out a loophole in order to get paid for the amount of work he was doing.
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Witty Work Memes for Weekday Soldiers With a Permanent Case of the Mondays (May 17, 2023)

Have you ever snoozed your alarm for the 40th time and wondered if your job is really worth getting up today? If you're -once again- willing to sacrifice your career for a few extra moments of sleep, you might have a permanent case of the Mondays.
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Witty Work Memes for Weekday Soldiers With a Permanent Case of the Mondays (May 2, 2023)

Spreadsheet PTSD is a real condition
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A Candidly Witty Collection of Unorthodox Conversations Held in the Unstable Part of Courthouses

A Candidly Witty Collection of Unorthodox Conversations Held in the Unstable Part of Courthouses

Criminally hilarious.
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25 Puns That Range From Tremendously Witty to Horrendously Not As Good

Be consumed by wordplay.
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Witty Show Host Improvises Her Intro Every Time

So much charisma.
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A Puddle of Puns to Roll Around In

Get in that pun puddle.
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Technically Accurate Memes, Moments and Jokes

They're not wrong.
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A Bushel of Funny Tweets to Savor

Have a big thought salad.
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Technically Correct Dumb Jokes and Moments

Not wrong.
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Technically Accurate Moments that are Clever and Dumb

Yeah, that makes sense.
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