For all the times you've said "sure, it might look delicious now, but it's actually a piece of a shoe." Check out r/ForbiddenSnacks for more of these "treats."
When our keycard system disappeared in the wall, I fixed it with two paperclips and some band-aid.
I drove past this car on a New Jersey freeway. I guess it does the job?
No wire nuts, no problem. Just squeeze the wires together with a pair of pliers and tape the pliers closed.