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If your goal is to make people think you're a completely hopeless social outcast, just bombard them with facts about necropants and how much skin you can bake into a cake! Why not? On the off-chance someone is interested by your freaky knowledge, that person is either awesome or should be avoided. Here are some more useless facts and some not-so-fun facts to feel bad about.

This person was just trying to get their machine repaired when some less than professional employees ended up trying to interview them, then reject them from said job. Kind of a strange situation for a customer to be in. For a customer who made it further up the fake professional ladder, this dude impersonated a store manager to boot a horrible customer.

To be perfectly honest, we thought that Garfield hype had lived a long life and died but for some reason there's still straight-up Garfield-themed restaurants out there that sell merch and are on Twitter. This dude was trying to buy a plush toy when somewhere along the line, someone made a mistake and he got pounds and pounds of sand. The time and frustration that go into constant shipping errors can become a madding roller coaster, like this guy who ordered boxes and kept getting granola.

We know that kids are weird and dumb. They believe the dumbest of lies, get strange ideas in their heads, and then get those very same heads stuck in chairs. We know just how weird and dumb kids are because we were kids and we were dumber than anyone.

When you're in the business of stuffing dead things to make them look alive, it must be a hard realization that if your finished work looks like anything between living and dead, you've just created a monster. There are too many taxidermy fails that are stuffed with horror.

Let's face it, most of us are too paranoid for our own good. We make up stories and wild explanations for even the smallest things in our lives. Most are outlandish and are more an exercise in creativity, but some of these conspiracy theories seem to make almost too much sense.

We can't really explain it. Maybe it's instinct, subconscious reasoning, survivor's bias, luck, or the intervening will of the universe. Sometimes people get a spidey-sense moment that ends up saving their own ass. Here are more times people trusted a gut feeling and avoided disaster.

Kids are pretty dumb and easy to trick. Even if no one is trying to make them look dumb, they do a fantastic job of looking stupid all on their own. It's not exactly their fault, I mean, they're completely new here. They basically were in fact, born yesterday. So while kids are dumb and weird, they're sort of allowed to be that way.

Try as they might, eyes aren't perfect and they can be manipulated with confusing images and forced perspective. Get the wrong angle and stuff can look like its floating, the wrong size, or even like it's a completely different thing. Eye-Defying photos of weird perspective can give your eyes a workout and make you have to think about what it is you're actually looking at.

I get it, your house is your own private space and whatever rules you believe in apply inside. Sure, that's reasonable. Don't like me to swear inside your house? I won't. Don't want me to wear shoes inside your house? I'll leave them outside. But some of the things in these stories from Redditors are way beyond reasonable requests. I get that it's your house and children can be messy sometimes but... whoa. Take a chill pill and relax. Read on for some extremely weird and hilarious house rules some poor kids had to live with. 

You may not want to eat at a restaurant ever again.

People still have a really hard time discerning between The Onion and real news. Somehow.