why would you do that

Disclaimer: This failed party trick video doesn't show you anything graphic but feel free to skip this video if you're a bit attached to your nose.

At least go with something a little more comfortable. This just reminds me of middle school assemblies about abstinence education.

Not "The Beatles" or "Jimi Hendrix." No. Miley. Cyrus. Ugh.

This is what we in the industry call turning a goatee, into a brotee.

Why does this even exist?

We don't know why so many people are pouring so much beer in their pants/shorts/crotch region, but they're out there. Click through the gallery and see for yourself.

This bro protests (brotests?) first-world extravagant luxury by... buying and consuming first-world extravagant luxury.

Snorting salt + squirting lime in your eye = full Douchebag Broness achieved.

Not everything needs a damn Snuggie.