Okay, it's probably way less than a million after taxes, but that won't stop us from appreciating the luck it took to land on that million dollar sliver.
Are you trying to ford the river with your Ford? I think I got dysentery just from looking at this.
If your neighborhood BMX hills have a bit of a landmine problem, then go ahead and take this bike.
That was a horrible pun. Toro-ly unacceptable. Deerest apologies.
I certainly wouldn't want to trail this guy for too far.