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The sparks keep flying but he just...keeps going. Guess he really had somewhere to be?

For a different spin on this kludge, get rid of the wheel and belt and attach the spit directly to the motor. Then, depending on the motor's RPM, your pig roaster turns magically into sideways bacon-flavored eggbeaters.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

Are you trying to ford the river with your Ford? I think I got dysentery just from looking at this.

If your neighborhood BMX hills have a bit of a landmine problem, then go ahead and take this bike.

But is it airtight?

That was a horrible pun. Toro-ly unacceptable. Deerest apologies.

I certainly wouldn't want to trail this guy for too far.

"Copy that, Bicycle, you're clear for takeoff on runway two-niner."