Weird Al Yankovic

Somebody snapped a pic of Weird Al Looking more sad than weird on his way through the ol' TSA grope-n-pat at the airport. If there's any time to be filled with dismay, that's certainly it.

Get outta here Sad Keanu, Sad Al is far more distraught than you are!


(teh_newguy)

Just kidding, there's room for both of you in my heart.


(Camtron888)

Skip to 1:55 to see the man in action.

All these years we've been listening to his crazy cover songs, and only now are we discovering that Weird Al Yankovic is actually a wizard.

Here he is performing a floating orb trick, which – once you see how it's done – is not really as magical as it seems.

Weird Al would like to find this "Proverb" fellow and give him a piece of his mind.