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Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.'

Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.'

It seems that one of the most challenging aspects of being a father is getting a genuine laugh out of your kids. It's as if children are conditioned to be embarrassed by the very utterance of words in public from their fathers. Even when dads crack the occasionally great joke (which, in and of itself, is admittedly a rare occurrence), most kids stifle laughter. At best, they have trouble suppressing the slightest guffaw. For a dad, that slightest guffaw means the world. In fact, it says so much…
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20 of the Best Dad Jokes of the Week (November 23, 2024)

20 of the Best Dad Jokes of the Week (November 23, 2024)

Now that Thanksgiving is around the corner, it's time to prepare yourself for some dad jokes. Perhaps your father is inclined to make the cheesiest, most cringeworthy remarks around the dinner table every year. If that's the case, then you need to start bracing yourselves now (mentally, emotionally, and spiritually). Or perhaps you're the Dad in this situation, and you're looking for some new jokes you found online to recite as your own to your kids with the hopes of earning even the slightest…
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'They always say that daylight savings is such a great idea. I give it six months': Top Dad Jokes of the Week (March 17, 2024)

'They always say that daylight savings is such a great idea. I give it six months': Top Dad Jokes of the Week (March 17, 2024)

Sometimes, you have to give your dad the benefit of the doubt. Most of the time, he is just trying to get a rise out of you, so don't be too annoyed when his humor doesn't exactly land. He's trying. Much like Ken from Barbie , he's just Dad. This one goes out to all the fathers who are just trying to be more than the chauffeur who takes his kids to soccer practice. He knows his role but he wants to find a little bit of agency by cracking a corny joke he's been workshopping in his head over the…
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Top Dad Jokes of the Month (January 25, 2024)

Top Dad Jokes of the Month (January 25, 2024)

It may be a new year, but dads will always be dads. Everyone may want to pretend that they don't love a dad joke, but there is something to be said for the number of times we guffawed while compiling this list. Here's the thing about what dad jokes produce. It's never loud laughter. It's never a cackle. But there is value in a guffaw. A guffaw is almost involuntary, and because we are often socialized to roll our eyes at dad jokes, the fact that these jokes provoked a guffaw out of us shows the…
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20+ Cringeworthy Dad Jokes to Ring in the New Year

20+ Cringeworthy Dad Jokes to Ring in the New Year

Be sure to share these cheesy zingers with your father!
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