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There are absolutely tons of good reasons to call 911, but there are way more totally stupid reasons to call them. A suspicious person lurking around? Sure. Someone's dog looked at you weird? Maybe not. Sometimes people panic when they're scared and frustrated, and 911 dispatch gets to hear a story about a tree someone dislikes. For some other crime-adjacent shenanigans, here are things people later discovered were illegal.

In this world of structure and rigid expectations, nothing hits the spot quite like mad lads who play by their own rules. We spend so much time and energy following the humdrum of daily life that seeing someone go out of their way to do something stupid, weird or clever is a breath of fresh air. These mad lads played the game their way.

You read that right, eggs with smiley faces drawn on. It's not every day that you get to see someone sell a water cooler for eggs. And it's even rarer that people up the ante and start a bidding war over it. Out of all the weird and fantastic things we've seen on marketplace, this whole eggschange just makes us so happy.

Nothing on this planet makes perfect sense, and it helps to have a sense of humor to just accept it all. You know, weird stuff,  like how a coconut, with its milk and hair, could be classified as a mammal. Anyway, here are some funny peoples' best guesses. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.

These jokes might be dumb, and they might be missing the point, but you can't say that they're wrong. They're technically correct, and although that might get to some of you, that's exactly why we do this. Is there anything more satisfying than being technically correct? I don't think so. It's great. 

There's no better party trick than having an arsenal of fun facts up your sleeve. Especially if you don't possess any party-worthy talents. So here are 30 random as f*ck but still interesting facts. Confirming whether they're all 100% true or not is not our jurisdiction, seeing as they came from AskReddit. But their trustworthiness isn't half as important as their entertainment value, which we measure to be 10/10. SO. Enjoy. 

Apparently, newspaper editors have enough free-time to think of terrifically funny headlines. That or they sort of let them happen on accident.

The twitter handle @BotRamsay randomly generates a Kitchen Nightmares episode title every 10 minutes. That's right. Every 10 minutes. It has tweeted almost 65 thousand episodes since its inception. Here are some of the recent offerings.