Just the kind of ruthless troll-filled battle we love to see!
The notoriously outspoken T-Mobile CEO seized the moment and poked fun at Verizon for releasing their earnings reports on the most acclaimed and toasted and stoned of days: "This is the same company that's made questionable decisions one after the other for the past four years and now finds itself losing customers to T-Mobile on a regular basis," a company spokesperson wrote. "There's really only one explanation… Verizon has been #VerHIGHzon this whole time."
The company then proceeded to repeatedly post a couple memes (see below) in an almost obsessively compulsive fashion; both were posted several times with different text:
Verizon had a couple options here.
A) Repair the severed, sagging phone line and return it to it's previous height. br> br> B) Repair line and tie-strap it to rusty old fence.
They went with option B...
When it comes to cell phone companies, they always seem to be the ones who most blatantly seek to rip off their customers. There's a reason more and more people are using prepay phones, and this is a prime example.
Butthole is unacceptable, but douche canoe gets a free pass. This makes perfect sense, because "douche canoe" has been scientifically proven to be the sixth-most hilarious two-word phrase in the English language.