vegetarian

Honestly, other than the whole "shaped like an animal" part, gummy bears don't seem like they'd have meat products in them, but that gelatin will get ya. Realizations like these can be pretty embarrassing for vegetarians and vegans, like this time a Subway employee had to explain to a shocked customer that mayo isn't vegan.

Let us never forget the time that Chipotle taught a girl who thought herself a practicing vegetarian, that Chorizo is in fact MEAT. Yes, the Fail-appreciative side of me needs to believe that this is authentic ignorance, and not staged dumbness for some viral feedback on Twitter. Hell, I mean, Chorizo was a pretty good first choice...