Mark is out here hooking it up with great advice on how to grow eight different kinds of vegetables at home, in a hurry. He manages to crack some jokes throughout the informational presentation as well. Love it.
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Twitter user @BailyCarlin started a thread about what fruits and veggies people think they could throw the farthest. This is no laughing matter. There is a lot at stake here. The very worth of fruits and vegetables as flying projectiles is being contested. I'm thinking an apple would have the best shot.
Mr. Broccoli really missed his opportunity to capitalize on having a platform to discuss climate change. Instead we just watch a moron use the platform to roleplay a vegetable. Yikes.
There is a Facebook group with over 200,000 people bonding over their shared hatred for coriander. The memes inspired by this hatred are spicy comedy gems. In all fairness, coriander is one of those things you love or hate the absolute sh*t out of. Some people think it tastes like soap.
Old but gold and also weird. Last year a facebook post of this strange conversation featured an apparently very defensive James Barrett's wife taking over JB's facebook account to deliver a prickly message to someone whose only crime was planning to draw vegetables. Anyway the lack of context, unbridled aggression and overt weirdness caused it to be shared thousands of times. Plus, it spawned a bunch of memes. It became the viral sensation known as "James Barret's Wife"
Having kids is hard. I don't personally have any, but I was a kid once, so I can only imagine what my parents went through. Children have their own agenda, which includes eating candy for dinner and complaining if asked to help. As a parent, getting angry at your children probably isn't the most effective way to mould them into good human beings. But there's this thing called reverse psychology, and it's amazing. After reading the following posts from AskReddit, I realized that my own parents duped me with reverse psychology. Sneaky... and clever. Well done, parents.
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His credibility with his mother just went down the drain.
After all your mother’s done for you, this is how you repay her? The woman who cooks for you, cleans for you, puts a roof over your shoulder, makes sure you don’t end up dead in a ditch somewhere, this is how you repay her? By sticking a leek in her sink and screaming “there’s a leak in the sink,” so she frantically searches for water escaping her pipes. The ol' leek in the sink routing? You know how expensive water damage can be. It's not funny. For shame.
Good for this woman for standing up for herself and beating her son with a root vegetable. Ingrate.
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Previously in Simone Giertz's inventions: the breakfast machine and the slapping alarm clock
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In recent years, the local government in Barcelona put restrictions on merchants' ability to sell tourists trinkets and other mindless goods along the pedestrian mall of La Rambla. (Un)fortunately, what retailers came up with in response redefines the definition of "innovative."
