Man, nothing worse than a good deed being met with a seriously gnarly batch of bad luck. Yes, we're talking tons of caterpillars that managed to leave their poor victim with countless itchy marks. We'd guess that next time they go to move a couch they'll be double checking that situation.
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A lot of bad things happen in life. Sometimes these moments of misfortune take the form of something a little more outside of the usual. Sometimes people spill ungodly amounts of eggs. Other times people crash into a truck transporting a bunch of eels. The flavor of unconventional mishaps can be unpredictable.
As life gets weirder and weirder, strange moments of misfortune are still going on. While the world has it's challenges, people are still dropping mountains of eggs, having their lives invaded by cows, and leaving their car parked in the exact spot where it can get crushed. So here are some more Monday misfortune moments.
Unfortunate things happen all the time, but they usually fall under the category of "typical crap that happens to everybody." Here are some unfortunate moments of failure and chaos that you don't really expect, like 10,000 cracked eggs or a Frisbee in your windshield.
Via James English
Some days bring more struggles than others. For instance, this cop who likely had no idea his day would throw him the curveball of getting stuck on a fence amidst a thrilling chase.
Your can never be too sure what kind of chaos and failure life will bring you. There are insane snowdrifts that bury your car, people driving through concrete, ruined art projects and dogs chewing through doors. Life is an artist and chaos and misfortune are its implements.
Just when things are going well, someone falls through the ceiling. You can never be too sure how things will go wrong next, but one thing's for sure and that's that the universe will never run out of ways to screw people over. Unfortunate moments punctuate our lives, and add a heaping helping of chaos and failure.
You'd think parents would have better judgement, but sometimes people get stuck with incredibly silly names. There are some parents out there who either didn't give a name enough thought, or tried to get too clever with it. Man it would really suck to be named after a transformer.
Life is unpredictable, and some unfortunate moments are bound to happen. All you can really do is take them in stride and take some solace in the fact that other people also have to deal with life's unfortunate failures and moments of chaos. There's runaway tires, lumber spills on the freeway, and deceptively baked bread. Given the option, you kinda hope for the bread one.
If you think your life is boring, then things are probably going okay. Unfortunate moments will add chaos to peoples lives. Whether it's something big like a train derailment or something small and frustrating like a falling tree smooshing your garbage bin, failure and chaos will definitely make life more interesting, but definitely not better.
It doesn't matter if things are going well, it's just a matter of time until life hits you with unfortunate moments of failure and chaos. It's best to be able to just deal with setbacks as they come and move on from the productively, but that doesn't mean that chaos can derail people's lives for a little while. No matter how hard you try, the spectacular unfortunate moments will never end.
Life is full of challenges, but god have mercy on the soul of anyone who drops a bottle of glitter on a carpet. That stuff is never gonna come out. Life's moments of failure and chaos give us add unnecessary pain and inconvenience. All you can really do is deal with them and hope fewer unfortunate moments happen to you.
If you're like anyone else, you will have unfortunate moments of failure and chaos. 5 gallon buckets of paint will spill, boats will sink, and lasagnas will get exploded. All you can do is take these moments in stride, and be glad that these unfortunate moments don't happen to you every day.
There's a lot of ways things can go wrong. Seriously, life has an almost unlimited supply of unfortunate times life got derailed by chaos. Engines start on fire, tanks of paint burst, pizzas get burned, and children cry. We're all just trying to get through the day, but sometimes the day has moments that give us grief.
We're all just trying to get through the day without having our everyday lives derailed by chaos. Thankfully for most of us, we do that. For a select few, unfortunate moments give people a bad time. It's sort of cathartic to see just how every little thing can go bad, and you can count your lucky stars that a day went by without some horrible crap happening.
Any day where nothing particularly unusual happens should be regarded as a pretty good day when you realize all the misfortune that can put a cramp in people's style. Like, maybe your bus was late, but at least it didn't get sucked into a giant sinkhole. The universe can get creative when it uses unfortunate moments to throw folks for a loop.
