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Dear God it's like trying to deal with Comcast.

This Uber driver, Steven, is the hero the internet need and deserves right now. Going above and beyond to get his hungry customers the food they need! 

Go home Skynet, you're drunk.

This hangry driver gets 5 stars for the profanity-ridden rant alone. Might want to reconsider his approach to texting paying customers though. 

This grandma is the real MVP. We should all aspire to be like her. Uber Eats wasn't even ready for her ordering game. 

Elon Musk>Uber. I guess the question here is how do you feel about having flying cars (drones...) out and about and around your place on a daily basis. Who needs any remote sense of privacy anyways right?