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Everyone On Twitter Is Asking You Politely: Clean the Office Microwave

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After Muslim Ban 2.0 Gets Shot Down By Hawaii Federal Judge, Man Makes a Pearl Harbor-sized Mistake and Asks What Hawaii Knows About Being Attack

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People Are Ripping Donald Trump a New One After He Threatened 'Failing Career' Snoop Dogg With 'Jail Time'

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Seahawks Punter Jon Ryan Tweets Hilarious Send-Off to Kicker Steven Hauschka, People Can't Even Handle It

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Watch The Phoenix Suns Mascot Slide Onto The Court During a Game for No Reason Other Than It's Cool

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People In Melbourne, Australia Are Up In Arms Over Ridiculous Gender Equal Pedestrian Lights

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J.K. Rowling Back At It Again, Lashes Out and Insults Donald Trump In the Most British Way Possible

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People Are Tweeting Pick Up Lines That'd Actually Win Them Over, and The Standards Are Miserably Low

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Forget Pineapple Pizza Because People Are Dipping Pizza in Milk and Let's Just End Earth Right Now

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Mom Getting Caught Taking Selfie With Deer In the Headlights Moment, Is All Of Us When Our Vanity's Exposed

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Ryan Reynolds is the Parent We All Need

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The Great Grocery Store Cookie Debate of 2017 Is the Twitter War We Deserve

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You Better Believe There Were Some Mean Tweets At The Oscars Last Night

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KFC's Got a Bone to Pick With 'Clean Eaters' And They Tweeted Out One Fire-Starter of a Parody to Kick Things Off

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edge2cats Uses Machine Learning to Turn Your Cat-Related Nightmares Into a Reality

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NASA Discovered Seven New Planets, So You Know People Are Freaking the F Out

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