Your glass should never be empty when the in-laws visit

Better get started on that privacy fence budget!

The things people say on the Internet, man! It's remarkable what people elect to post on public forums for everyone else's amusement and consumption. Granted, sometimes it's totally intentional. People who fancy themselves to be aspiring comedians often turn to social media to find an audience. But oftentimes, the funniest Internet comments are the unintentionally hilarious ones. The ones where people forgot they were posting this online for everyone to see. The ones where people shared way too…

Coming up with openers for an unspecified meme list is challenging—one of the many reasons why I am sure to be replaced by AI in the near future. I asked OpenAI's ChatGPT to write me a “funny story about a meme,” and this is what it came up with. The results are—well—you can be the judge of that, but I think my job is safe—for now at least. "Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a group of memes. These memes were known throughout the land for their wit, humor, and their ability…

I hate to break it to all of you Pumpkin Spice people out there, but the end of fall is near!

People be tweeting like Twitter is the Wild Wild West of the Internet.

Feast your eyes on this delightfully distinct receptacle. It's simply stuffed with a range and variety of assorted memes and funny pieces of the wild reaches of the internet. Ok, maybe it's not nearly quite so grand or unordinary as I'd like you to believe -regardless, these memes are still very much present and plentiful. What are memes, if not a reminder that our lives are just made up of little repeated hits of dopamine? Some of them big, some of them small, some of them in between. We're al…

These Tweets are hot off the press and ready to be consumed by your eyes. It's been a crazy week in the world with ol' Queen Lizzy passing on, and there has been no shortage of memes to go along with that. A few of my favorites have been the ones that center around Charles and his chance to finally claim the throne. I am completely indifferent when it typically comes to news of the royal family, in no way would I ever celebrate someone's death or wish anyone harm, but no Cheezburger editor can…

Regardless of whether or not you're single or whether or not you've been in a relationship for too many years, the ways in which we relate (or don't relate) to our dates and significant others are certainly fodder for great comedy.

This extensive collection of fresh and funny tweets is sure to brighten your day and take a bit of weight off the ol' shoulders. So settle down and enjoy an epic Friday as you roll into the weekend. This collection was originally assembled by Imgur user TwitterLitter, who frequently shares massive amounts of screenshotted tweets to the image hosting site in what users refer to as “dumps.” Browse on and enjoy this lengthy collection.

If you're cold they're cold.

Nothing funnier than overwhelming debt.

At least we can bond over job interview struggles with memes.