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That's a new one.
May the chortling commence.
The words go in the eye holes.
It's a sweet IV drip of thoughts and observations.
Most of them seem like a bad idea.
Have a big thought salad.
Mmm yes, taste the sweet relatability.
Love us some Twitter funnies.
All of a sudden things hurt and sleep is more important.
Things are still rolling along.
Yeah, it's all still happening.
Some people have a lot of time on their hands right now.
It's something.
Sometimes you just don't know what to say.
Twitter is like a succinct, well narrated panic attack.
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