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16 Hilarious Tweets About How God Made Different Plants and Animals

It hardly seems like there's any rhyme or reason to this planet. Seriously it seems like whoever was behind all this was doing it as a joke. Luckily for us, that's how these twitter users felt too. The resulting tweets about how we ended up with all the living things around us are hilariously on point. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.

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23 Scottish Tweets That Are as Hilarious as They Are Indecipherable

Scottish tweets are absolutely freakin' awesome. We're pretty sure. The ones we can figure out, at least.

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22 Hilarious Tweets About How God Made Different Stuff

Nothing on this planet makes perfect sense, and it helps to have a sense of humor to just accept it all. You know, weird stuff,  like how a coconut, with its milk and hair, could be classified as a mammal. Anyway, here are some funny peoples' best guesses. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.

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21 Absurdly Unfortunate Moments That'll Put Things in Perspective

Yeah, being late to work or stepping in dog poop does suck, but things could be worse. You could be publicly humiliated, accidentally cause an enormous amount of property damage, or even come into mortal danger. Some unfortunate situations are more ridiculous or ironic than others. Chances are you aren't having all of this happen to you right now.

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"Greatest Hits" Twitter Trend Has People Saying the Biggest Clichés About Their Jobs

With every job comes a slew of misinformation about what it is you do all day. Wouldn't you believe it, Law and Order SVU isn't actually a terrifically accurate depiction of what forensics specialists do all day. Here's a smattering of the dumb conversations people have to have about their jobs.

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14 Animals That Made People Wonder What God Was Thinking

The world we live in is inhabited by things that are so specific, weird and dangerous that it makes you wonder: what was the idea behind that one?  It's pretty clear that if some dude was just sitting in a chair trying to come up with animals, they would run out of good ideas pretty quickly. Here's a collection of funny tweets on the matter.

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28 Tweets About Job Interview Questions That Are Painfully Relatable To Everyone

The grueling grind of being entrenched in the maddening hunt for a damn job has trouble everyone at one point or another. Find comfort in that pain that's likely plagued you, through some of the surprisingly hilarious shared pain evident in these tweets. 

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19 Attempts That Were Crushed By The Hammer of Failure

Here are some times things almost worked out, but instead ended with an "I guess they tried." Maybe things will be less mockable next time.

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25 More Funny Tweets About Marriage

Marriage counselors say that you should always take responsibility for what you do in your significant other's dreams.

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Guy Live-Tweets Rooftop Breakup In Riveting Display of Modern Romance

It was a little over 5 years ago that these two lovers in turmoil unknowingly spilled their guts to a nosy dude on a rooftop in Brooklyn. Man, it still reads like a script out of an award-winning drama.

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Twitter Revisits Yearly Debate on Whether Gingerbread Men Live in Houses of Their Own Flesh

Listen, you can read into the horrors of the gingerbread universe as much as you want. By this standard, isn't a freshly made snowman  standing in a pool of his own body parts? Maybe it's best not to think too much about this.

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Writer Tweets Hilarious Script for "Bot Written" Hallmark Christmas Movie

Hilariously creative writer Keaton Patti is at it again with the opening pages to a script he claims were written by a computer algorithm. He's done this before with a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives script as well as an Olive Garden Commercial. At this point we know there is no computer program, and it's just Keaton's absurdist style, but he nails it perfectly.

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19 Times Danny Devito Was a Sparkling Gem on Twitter

Whether you know him as Frank Reynolds, Matilda's dad, or simply as a wonderfully impish real-life goon, Danny Devito has a place in our dark, wet hearts. Some kids even made a shrine to him in the open space behind their school bathroom! Here are some of the more outrageous moments brought to you by the social media of Danny Devito.

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