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Parents on Twitter Are Not Happy Having Their Kids at Home for Spring Break

School is important to develop a child's mind, but more importantly it keeps them out of the house for most of the day. Grade-school aged kids rejoice for a week off while their parents struggle over having to spend time with their offspring. For some reflections on the pitfalls of family life, check out these 30 funny marriage tweets to let you know you're not alone.

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25 Attempts That Veered Into a Heap of Failure

Sometimes you're trying to just do your job. Sometimes you're trying to seem smart or look good. Sometimes you're just trying to do the right thing. Sometimes you're not really trying that hard. Either way, life is full of attempts that constantly get derailed and end up in Failure-Town. For more, check out these 21 failed attempts that deserve public ridicule.

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Twitter Users Offer Their Skillsets in the Form of NFL Scouting Reports

With the NFL draft coming up, people were excited to share their own stats. When comparing themselves to actual athletes, twitter was understandably self deprecating.

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30 Funny Marriage Tweets to Let You Know That You're Not Alone

Everyone's relationship is a little different, but many of the more humorous struggles married people go through are very similar. Here are some jokes people found themselves living through. If you want more marriage jokes, then here are 41 tweets about marriage that are too real.

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31 Cringe-Inducing Moments of Regrettable Behavior

People are embarrassing, they make dumb mistakes, and they actively do crappy things with prodigiously low levels of self awareness. Luckily for everyone else, they document all of it. For some more jaw dropping cringey-ness, check this out.

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Parallel Parking Standoff Is Next Level Petty

Reality is really beginning to feel like a parody of itself. @Mrhflrs documented a traffic dispute that tested the limits of human endurance. We don't doubt it was probably a primo parking spot, but jeez. Reminds us of this moronic traffic dispute that required police assistance.

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Twitter Bonds over the Stupidest Reasons Their Kids Had Meltdowns

Sure, a developing human is gonna have a hard time adjusting to the rigors of the world around them, but at a certain point, c'mon kid, you're having a full-on meltdown because your mom's not letting you eat dirt. Maybe she knows better than you about eating dirt. Here are more stupid reasons kids went insane.

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Brutal Twitter Thread Roasts Good-For-Nothing Newborn Babies

Babies have had it too good for too long. It's about time someone got in their small, round faces. @charlee_buns started the all-out tirade against the world's biggest freeloaders.

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28 Scottish Tweets That Are as Hilarious as They Are Confusing

We're huge fans of Scottish Twitter. We love the jokes, the stories, the indecipherable language, and the liberal use of four-letter words. It's all great. And if you want to see more of these gems, check them out right here.

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21 Stupid Jokes and Moments That Are Technically Not Wrong

Hey, it doesn't have to be high concept, earth shatteringly good points all the time. So here's some dumb puns and jokes that, when you don't think about em, are kind of sort of still correct. If you wanna see more dad-level jokes, then check them out here.

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14 Animals That Made People Wonder What God Was Thinking

The world we live in is inhabited by things that are so specific, weird and dangerous that it makes you wonder: what was the idea behind that one?  It's pretty clear that if some dude was just sitting in a chair trying to come up with animals, they would run out of good ideas pretty quickly. Here's a collection of funny tweets on the matter.

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Clarifying Twitter Thread Explains the Real Reason "Florida Man" Is a Thing

Writer and editor Jessica Misener explained the details behind the Sunshine Law and why the reason we see so many crazy stories out of Florida is pretty much because it's just easier to get stories out of Florida. If the laws were different, we'd probably see more Montana Man or Nebraska Woman stories. 

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21 Hilariously Moronic Times People Flipped English The Bird

You know what they meant to say, but the road that it takes to get there is long and full of failure. These types of mistakes aren't rare but boy does it make us feel smart to see someone make a small mistake that makes a world of difference on the back end.

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Site Runs Article About How Hipsters Look Alike, Man Mistakenly Complains to Them for Using His Image

Editor Gideon Lichfield offered a wonderfully ironic complaint in regards to an article about the conformity of nonconformists. We couldn't have asked for some more solid irony. Are hipsters even still a thing? It's been like forever.

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Writer Tweets Hilarious Novelized Versions of Austin Powers Movies

We're huge fans of the bizarre and creative parody work of Keaton Patti (see this hilarious Bot written Olive Garden Commercial script) and the Austin Powers movies hold a nostalgic, groovy place in our hearts. So we'd imagine a cross between the two would be a pretty fantastic thing. And boy, is it.

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22 Hilarious Tweets About How God Made Different Stuff

Nothing on this planet makes perfect sense, and it helps to have a sense of humor to just accept it all. You know, weird stuff,  like how a coconut, with its milk and hair, could be classified as a mammal. Anyway, here are some funny peoples' best guesses. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.

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