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Funny Tweets and Memes Primed For Giving That Day Some Sunshine (27 Images)

Brighten up that day with some jokes from the good ol' twitterverse. There's family drama, mistaken avocado enthusiasts, and bouncy castle aficionados. For another blast of humor and a few puns, here are dumb and funny jokes that are technically correct.

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Moments That Go to Show How Kids Are Weird and Dumb

Kids are stupid people. We're not saying children's stupidity is their fault. Their brains just don't work too good. We've seen it in ourselves when we we kids, and we see it in them every day. They give us a lot of evidence and moments of failure that articulate exactly how poorly a young mind works. They learn though. Well, most of them anyway.

Stories and images of children being stupid.
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The Funny and Sometimes Aggravating Reality of Marriage in 30 Tweets

If you've been in a long term relationship, you know that seeing that same person's face every day can come with challenges. You've gotta learn to get used to each others quirks or get really great at apologizing if you wan to stand spending the rest of your lives together. People's thoughts on marriage never end, so here are more funny tweets about marriage that are too real.

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Twitter Users Share What Truly Pisses Them Off

We like to think it's our big values that we're most passionate about, but the things that make us the most irrationally angry are often trivial and small things like covering your mouth while eating and being woken up by a lawnmower. There are normally calm people who will flip a shit over just about anything

Tweets of people responding what makes them the most angry.
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Twitter Users Share Realistically Scary Jack-o-Lanterns

Ghosts are one thing, but so many working adults hate their jobs so much that the thought of death might actually be a welcome surprise. What truly sends a chill up someone's spine is waking up to 3 missed calls from your boss and and a text that says "where are you." For some creative spookiness, here are some two sentence horror stories.

Tweets of realistic jack o lanterns that are scary for adults.
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Stock Photos of People's Jobs Are Wonderfully Incorrect

It's not necessarily a stock photographer's job to make the photos look accurate, but to get across the basic idea as quickly as possible. The resulting bad stock photos of people's professions are cartoonishly incorrect and a whole lot of fun to criticize. Stock photos can also get really weird.

Inaccurate and bad stock photos of people's jobs.
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Dumb and Clever Jokes That Are Technically Correct

It's not what you'd think in the first place, but you can't say they're wrong. These are the fruits of the smart-asses of the internet, with extra emphasis on the ass. You may groan, you may not get it and you may insist these people are wrong. You may also love em. Anyway, here are some memes, puns, dad jokes and moments that, while potentially dumb, are technically correct.

Memes, puns, and jokes, that are technically true.
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Twitter Shares The Things You Don't Tell Your Spouse

Part of being in a long term relationship is knowing that there are some things that are better left unsaid. Married Life has a lot of ups and downs that inspire tweets and jokes, and heeding people's advice can prevent a future headache. So like, tell them everything they need to know of course, but don't get too creative with it.

Twitter users tell the secrets they don't tell their spouses about.
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Silly Twitter Thread on How One Woman's Dog Hangs Out on Top of Other Dog

Not exactly sure what inspires a dog to climb onto a larger dog, but we like this. We like this a lot. Yeah, this is nice. It's sad Frank can't get in on some of this, but he's good in his own right. We like to see animals get into places you wouldn't expect, but sometimes they get stuck in situations and need some help. So here's a fewstuck dogs that need a hand.

Twitter thread Woman's cute little dog stands on top of her golden retriever all the time. Also there's a pug.
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Twitter Users Share The Worst Things They've Ever Spilled In Their Cars

Musician Jason Isbell took to twitter to ask people about the most devastating thing they've ever spilled in their car. When you think about it, a car is one of the most stressful places to spill something, and should be chalked up as one of life's more disappointing moments. Everything in a car is usually covered in fabric, you're forced to sit in it, and if it's something that smells, good luck sitting in a tin can filled with old burger or whatever.

Twitter users share the messiest things they've spilled in their cars.
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Twitter Users Share The Normal Life Skills They're Useless At

@Jdesmondharris asked twitter users what regular life skills they totally suck at. We know from just looking around that tons of people are crap at parking, but some adults freely admit to still being bad at tying their shoes. Sure, you don't need to be able to tie your shoes to understand a nuclear reactor, but it would probably put your coworkers on edge to hear about it.

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Dozens Of Mattresses Blowing Away In Wind Is Strangely Majestic

Robb Manes managed to get a video of a "Movie Night Under The Stars" that went sideways as a storm blew in. The oodles of air mattresses blown across this Denver field is a hypnotic sight to behold. So hypnotic in fact, that people on twitter decided to set music to what Robb dubbed the "mattress migration." If you like stuff being blow away by wind, check out these porta-potties that shot up like a rocket or this Turkish man who Mary Poppins'd on an umbrella.

Mattresses blow across a field in high winds
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25 Relatable Tweets for Those Tolerating Marital Bliss

Man, people tweet about marriage a lot. Many people in this world are married, which means tons of people have a lot of the same thoughts and feelings about the blissful institution. Married people, and really anyone in a long term relationship, are likely to relate to the silly and dumb problems these people are putting up with on a daily basis.

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17 Prodigious Slams and Clapbacks That Achieved Max Damage

Who knew people were so passionate about which corner you put the sun in as a kid, but we're intrigued.  We're fans of clapbacks that blast peoples souls from their bodies, so here are some more from people who savagely responded to just about everything that crossed their paths.

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29 Moments That Prove Kids Are Funny Creatures

Some people grow out of it, some don't. Children are stupid idiots. Sure, they're just learning everything about the world for the first time, but hot damn are they dumb as rocks for a while there. We were dumb too. We're still dumb, but we can do long division and drive, so that's pretty good. 

moments and memes that prove kids are indeed funny little creatures
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27 Funny Tweets About God Making Animals and Stuff

The natural world is so large and diverse that it inherently has a lot of room for jokes. That's why people have taken it upon themselves to wonder, what the hell would that room have been like when God made different plants and animals?

Take a look at more Funny Tweets here. 

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