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People think speaking in catchphrases makes them interesting and insightful, but often the people around them read it as vapid and meaningless bullshit. Something like sending your "thoughts and prayers" can easily be read as you not really caring about the situation. There are just a lot of sayings people have always hated, and sometimes we don't even know the full versions of classic sayings.

If your like us, your brain lusts for literal jokes and dumb puns that are technically accurate. They're not exactly factually correct, but they're close enough to be funny. You can't argue with jokes and memes that are technically not wrong. Well, you can, but who would want to?

These jokes, memes and moments range from glaringly dumb to kind of clever, but most of them are stupid or overly simplistic in their own way. We love puns and dad jokes of all stripes, as well as weird observations that are way out of left field. That said, they're all technically correct.

Not everything has to be extremely clever in order to be funny. There's a time for well-thought out jokes, and there's a time for exceedingly dumb puns and grotesque observations. While these quips, memes and dad jokes may be stupid, they are technically correct.

Here are moments of people making stupid but very defensible points, literalism beyond rationality, and wonderful dad-level puns. It's all technically correct, but also kind of dumb, but also awesome at the same time. For more moments like these, here are more boldy dumb jokes that are technically correct.

We never underestimate the value of a good, obvious joke. It makes us feel smart, and brings out our inner dad. So find a dad to share these with and get ready for some dumb jokes. And if you wanna see more, then check these out.

Open your heart and let these dad-style jokes flow through you.

Adulting can be a hard, lifelong, struggle. We can find ourselves caught up in situations we sorely wished we'd been explained to, on how to navigate them. What we can take from a book in a classroom, can only get us so far down the road. There's a lot more learning that needs to take place. These embittered adults are feeling the pain of learning how to tackle those unknown obstacles. 

Don't miss out on the beautiful things that life has to offer just cause someone listens to someone else about it being gross, or overrated. 

These puns, memes and moments give dad jokes a run for their money.

These poor folks had weirdly specific things happen to them, and people have a hard time believing them.

Turns out some dogs love the taste of homework.

Sure, some of these definitely reflect people in dire need of a chill pill; but others, oh boy....talk about the bane of our existence. 

The kind of knowledge we'd all (definitely) have been better off never picking up in the first place; except for that whole part about stifling the sneezes. Whatever you do, DON'T stifle a sneeze. Oh, and make sure that one side of your bed is uneven. 

What makes you fat? What do camels use their humps for? Is blood blue? We all have little facts and tidbits of information that we've picked up somewhere along the way that we later find out are entirely false. Dig through these responses and see what 'facts' you know are actually not true at all. Just to make it more difficult for you, not 100% of these facts are true (we trust you, Redditors, but...not that much). Take this information with a grain of salt, and enjoy learning something new.